cj2

Play as Daisy, the only blonde cavegirl in a tribe full of 50 or 60 hairy, sweat-caked, poop-infused neanderthals who care only about meat, grog, and barbaric violence. (Based on the brain-damaged novel that New York was “too evolved” to publish.)

A sinister enemy has been discovered, and they number almost a hundred. Clearly, there isn’t enough room on the planet for everyone.

Worse, the mongrels have six disgusting fingers and seem to favor personal grooming.

Can you save future generations from having freakish fingers and twelve toes? Or will those mutated pretty-boys rule human evolution for millions of years and three or four game sequels?

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